Chuckle 5178

Chuckle 5178 Classic

(Received in April 2002)



~A Short Doctor Chuckle~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 diff’s)

A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me.  Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!"

 The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.

 A week later the woman returns and says "Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse!  Every time I go to the bathroom, QUARTERS come out!  What's wrong with me?"

 Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.

 Another week passes and the woman returns and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better!  Every time I go to the bathroom HALF DOLLARS come out!  WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?"

 The doctor says, "Relax, Relax...you're just going through your change."



(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



Aunty Acid

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s