Chuckle 5245

Chuckle 5245

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bill P of Florence OR)

~Colonoscopy ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Cartoon )



1. Take it easy Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before.

 2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

 3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

 5 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'

 6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

 7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

 8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

 10 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

 11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

  And the best one of all:

 12.  'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

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