Chuckle 5240 Floppy

Chuckle 5240 Floppy

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to John C in Clear lake CA)

~Surgery~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s)



A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in
for coronary surgery.

  The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained
consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy
  waiting by his bed.

 "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said
 while patting his hand.

 "We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for
 your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

  "No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.

"Can you pay in cash?"

  "I'm afraid I can't, Sister."

  "Do you have any close relatives, then?"

 "Just my sister in New Mexico," replied, "but she's a
spinster nun."

 "Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They
 are married to God."

"That's right..." the man said with a smile, "So bill my
 Brother-in-law."

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