Chuckle 5254

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~The Golfer~  (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign )

  On their honeymoon the new husband said to his bride, "I have a confession that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect  our relationship."

  "What is it?" she asked.

  "I'm a golfer," he said.

  "What's the big deal about that?" she asked.

 He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any holidays. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf -- golf wins."

She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about." "I'm a hooker”.

 "No problem," was his response, "just widen your stance a little and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."

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Herman