Chuckle 5292

Chuckle 5292

Received in mar 2003

~Day At The Races~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

A man was sitting quietly reading a book when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a newspaper.

What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and  hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the heck was that for?"

She replied: "Your horse called."

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