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Proofreading
is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man
Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day
and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two
or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was
impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went
Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating
Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing'
lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that
works any better than a fair trial!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya
think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on
to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they
fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he
gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips
Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Now that you've
smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send
this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We
all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
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