Chuckle 5358

Chuckle 5358 Classic

Chuckle 1556 ( sent out in May 2008)

(Bev L of Calgary Alberta gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Polish Divorce ~ (2^nd time around)

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Six Differences.)

  A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

  The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

- Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

- It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

- No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?

- All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?

- No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?

- No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?

- She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?

- I got proof.

What kind of proof?

- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".

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