Chuckle 5385

Chuckle 5385 Classic

Chuckle 4531 (Sent in Sept 2017)

~ Mixed Bag~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

(This cartoon is from Keith K of Florence OR)

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Chuckle 602 (sent out in Feb 2005)

(Dean O of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Tennessee Firewood~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. 

The phone rings at Virgil's house. 

"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!" 

(Who says rednecks aren't real bright??!)

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Maxine

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Herman