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Chuckle 1008  (Today's chuckle thanks go to Retha A of Richland OR!)(Note; Maybe someone out there in email land can send me a chuckle on raising daughters!!) ---Jerry---

 

~Raising a Male Child~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  Sign )

The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas, Things I've learned from my Boys honest, and no kidding!

1. A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with Roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.  If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words oh no!!! it's already too  late.

8.  Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A 6-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock, even though a

36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.  Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.

11. Play Dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.  Super glue is forever.

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