Chuckle 5436

 

Chuckle 5436

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S in Sun City AZ)

 

~Children are Quick~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

 

TEACHER: Why are you late?  
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:  Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now,  Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:  Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:  No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did  you copy his?
CLYDE  : No, sir. It's the same dog.
 
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)  
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

 

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