Chuckle 5424

Chuckle 5424

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The NILE Virus (Type C) ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  Herman )

I thought you would want to know about this virus. 
  
Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, and  others cannot take care of this one. It appears to target those who were  born prior to 1948.The lockdown seems to be increasing the chances of  being affected! 
  
Virus Symptoms 
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that) 
  
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too) 
  
3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yup) 
  
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha) 
  
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that) 
  
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. (Oh no, not again) 
  
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. (Hate that) 
  
8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE. (Heck, now what?) 
  
This virus is called the C-NILE virus! 
  
A lot of us have already been inflicted with this deadly disease and  unfortunately as we age it gets worse. 
  
And if you can't admit to doing any of the above, you've obviously caught  the other strain - the D-NILE virus!

 

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___________________________________________________Herman