Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5430 Classic

Chuckle 5430 Classic

Chuckle 1000 (sent out in April 2006)

(Today's chuckle thanks go to Pat H of Florence OR and Charlie M of Sarasota FL!)

~Redneck’s Problem~ (From Pat) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 diff’s)

A couple, both bonafide Rednecks had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this?

The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

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~Jack's Telephone Number~ (From Charlie)

Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry; I don't understand who you are talking about".

Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" ***

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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