Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5426

Chuckle 5426

(From unsent Emails received in April 2004.)

~Another Doctor Story~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s)

A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!"

The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.

A week later the woman returns and says "Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, QUARTERS come out! What's wrong with me?"

Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.

Another week passes and the woman returns and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom HALF DOLLARS come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?"

The doctor says, "Relax, Relax...you're just going through your change."

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