Chuckle 5545

 

Chuckle 5545 Classic

Chuckle 230 Sent out in Feb 2004

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Willie and Joy of Sacramento CA!)

~Why is it…:~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope Maxine and Sign)

 I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting Clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky dunk".
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

 

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