Chuckle 5559

 

Chuckle 5559

Sent Emails (9- 2004)

~Life’s Moments~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 diff’s)

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you might like to see what happened to me last week.

I went to the store to get some things, and when I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.  I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse shit.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes . . . the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.  I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.  I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.

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