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Chuckle 143 (Sent out in Nov 2003)

(This chuckle comes to us from John and Jayne of Florence, OR. Thanks go to both of you!)

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When she returned with tea and cookies, they began
to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl

of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him,

and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if

you would tell me about this?" (Pointing to the bowl).
 
    "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was
walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on

the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet,

and it would prevent disease. And you know... I haven't had a

cold all winter!!”

 

 

(Another shorty from Rick.)

 

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

 

 

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