Chuckle 5547

 

Chuckle 5547 Classic

 Chuckle 134

 (Pat Mahoney of Florence, OR sent this one to us, thanks Pat!)

 Note: With all these blonde stories we’ve been receiving lately. I wonder if this might be “National Blonde Week”

 ~RECTUM DEODORANT~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

:A blonde walked into a pharmacy and asked the assistant for some rectum deodorant. 

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explained to the woman that they didn't sell rectum deodorant, and never had. 

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. 

"I'm sorry," said the pharmacist, "we don't have any." 

"But I always get it here," said the blonde. 

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asked the pharmacist 

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." 

She returned with the container and handed it to the pharmacist who looked at it and said to her, 

"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." 

Annoyed, the blonde snatched the container back and read out loud from the container, 

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

 

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