Chuckle 5606

Chuckle 5606 Classic Chuckle 751 (George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!) Note; A female basher! ~Frog in the Woods~ Plus 6 differences and word for the day. A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your Husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an astonishing looking man whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is mine and what's his is mine!" So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: WOMEN ARE CLEVER. DO NOT MESS WITH THEM!!! Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * The man had a heart attack 10 times MILDER than his wife as per her final wish!!! Moral of the story: WOMEN THINK THEY ARE REALLY SMART!! Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! _____________________________________________________ Word of the Day for Saturday July 23, 2005 regale \rih-GAY(uh)L\, transitive verb: 1. To entertain with something that delights. 2. To entertain sumptuously with fine food and drink. intransitive verb: To feast. noun: 1. A sumptuous feast. 2. A choice food; a delicacy. 3. Refreshment. If I've been away, and the boys do remember to ask about my trip, I remark on their thoughtfulness by saying, 'Thanks for asking!' and then regale them with stories about my journey. --Lucy Calkins, “Raising Lifelong Learners: A Parent's Guide” _____________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/ ______________________________________________________________________________

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