Chuckle 950

Chuckle 950
(GGBG of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Funny Little Stories~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired, puzzled in her turn.

"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get." ***

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Word of the Day for Saturday February 11, 2006

stertorous \STUR-tuh-ruhs\, adjective:Characterized by a heavy snoring or gasping sound; hoarsely breathing.

In the cinder-block motel room he set the alarm, but his own stertorous breathing woke him before it rang.-- E. Annie Proulx, "The Half-Skinned Steer," The Atlantic, November 1997

As pianist Dezso Ranki pounds and weaves at the keys, his breathing is at times so stertorous one could swear that someone in the audience is snoring.-- Josie Glausiusz, "Joining Hands," Discover, July 2000
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Find the 6 differences. Answers are below picture.