Chuckle 978

Chuckle 978
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Shirley L of Chemainus BC!)


~15 Things to do at Wal-Mart~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

'Code 3' in house wares..... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the
bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask

'Why can't! you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
" Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" ***

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• Today in history

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Word of the Day for Saturday March 11, 2006

crapulous \KRAP-yuh-lus\, adjective:1. Suffering the effects of, or derived from, or suggestive of gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a crapulous stomach.2. Marked by gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a crapulous old reprobate.

These were the dregs of their celebratory party: the half-filled glasses, the cold beans and herring, the shouts and smells of the crapulous strangers hemming them in on every side, the dead rinsed-out April night and the rain drooling down the windows.-- T. Coraghessan Boyle, Riven Rock
The crapulous life which her future successor led.-- Lord Brougham, Historical Sketches of Statesmen in the Time of George III

The new money was spent in so much riotous living, and from end to end there settled on the country a mood of fretful, crapulous irritation.-- Stephen McKenna, Sonia
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below)