Chuckle 1050

Chuckle 1050
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Rich and Florence C of Yuma AZ!)

~Getting Married~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you’re getting married?"

"Yep!"

"Do I know her?"

"Nope!"

"This woman, is she good looking?"

"Not really."

"Is she a good cook?"

"Naw, she can't cook too well."

"Does she have lots of money?"

"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."

"Well then, is she good in bed?"

"I don't know."

"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"

"Because she can still drive!" ***

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• Today in history

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Word of the Day for Tuesday May 23, 2006

protean \PRO-tee-un; pro-TEE-un\, adjective:1. Displaying considerable variety or diversity.2. Readily assuming different shapes or forms.

The [Broadway] musical was ceaselessly protean in these years, usually conventional but always developing convention, twisting it, replacing it.-- Ethan Mordden, Coming Up Roses

Roosevelt's performance in the civil rights meeting illustrated one of the central operating principles of his protean executive style, a style that transformed the presidency, and the nation: a willingness to delay decisions, change his mind, keep his options open, avoid commitments, or even deceive people in the relentless pursuit of noble objectives.-- William Doyle, Inside the Oval Office

He was a protean character who constantly adapted to his environment.-- David Maraniss, The Clinton Enigma

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below)