Chuckle 1061

Chuckle 1061
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA!)

~Cooking Skills ~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A man walks into the kitchen and asks "What's for breakfast?"

His wife turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."

Thinking it's his lucky day; he takes her in his arms, leans her over the kitchen table and makes love.

Afterwards he says with a smile, "What was that all about?"

To which she replies, "The egg timer's broken." ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)

• Today in history

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Word of the Day for Saturday June 3, 2006

glabrous \GLAY-bruhs\, adjective:Smooth; having a surface without hairs, projections, or any unevenness.

How much more powerful then will be the effect -- next week? next month? soon enough -- when Gore, resplendent, clean-shaven, glabrous in his glory, returns from the dead! Radiant! Reborn!-- Lance Morrow, "Al Gore, and Other Famous Bearded Men", Time, August 16, 2001

We offered to the rebarbative Senator Patrick Leahy's demands on us amused resistance and the promise to buy the glabrous old boy a proper hairpiece.-- R Emmett Tyrrell Jr., "Jumpin' Jim Jehoshaphat!", The American Spectator, July 1, 2001

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below)