Chuckle 1053

Chuckle 1053
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA!)
Note; Sheila received this from Joyce K. of Queen Creek, AZ.


~Five Tips for a Woman~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day)

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!!!
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(Click Today in History and learn.)

• Today in history
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Word of the Day for Friday May 26, 2006
variegated \VAIR-ee-uh-gay-tid\, adjective:1. Having marks or patches of different colors; as, "variegated leaves or flowers."2. Varied; distinguished or characterized by variety; diversified.

We spotted variegated hollies, wild mahonia, bergenia, vinca and cotoneaster growing freely between the markers, and as we made our way up and down the fragrant paths, pausing over the monuments to the dead that nestled, neglected, in the tousled undergrowth, we felt like explorers in a haunted jungle.-- Caroline Seebohm, "Ambushed by Brussels", New York Times, August 22, 1999

Colours range from golden yellow to blue and include conspicuously variegated examples.-- Catherine Fieldman, "Hostas don't bear grudges", Times (London), September 2, 2000

But as no one was being hurt, you were right to sit quietly and marvel at the variegated -- and sometimes idiotic -- beliefs of humanity.-- Randy Cohen, "What Can I Say?", New York Times Magazine, July 11, 1999

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