Monday, August 14, 2006

Chuckle 1133

Chuckle 1133
(Charles M of Bradenton FL gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Why Men Started Wearing Earrings~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day)

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

(I always wondered how this trend got started.) ***
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Today in history
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Word of the Day for Monday August 14, 2006

fatuous \FACH-oo-uhs\, adjective:1. Inanely foolish and unintelligent; stupid.2. Illusory; delusive.

Publishers persist in the fatuous belief that a little hocus-pocus in the front flap blurb will so dazzle readers that they'll be too dazed to notice the quality of what's on the pages inside.-- "A night in the city", Irish Times, October 7, 1997

No enquiry, however fatuous or ill informed, failed to receive his full attention, nor was any irrelevant personal information treated as less than engrossing.-- Michael Palin, Hemingway's Chair

A British first amendment would support religious freedom by having nothing to do with Prince Charles's fatuous hope to be the 'defender of all the faiths', but by disestablishing the Church of England.-- Nick Cohen, "Damn them all", The Observer, October 7, 2001
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