Chucke 1476

Chuckle 1476
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR!)

~New CEO~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's." ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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The following is a list of quotes gathered together by Charles M
of Bradenton FL.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

-- George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

-- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

-- Mark Twain
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