Chucke 1487

Chuckle 1487
(Marlene W of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Blondes on a Bus~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a week-end tournament in Louisiana. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rode on the top level.

The brunettes down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.

When the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, "What's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"

One of the blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard, and whispered...

"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!" ***


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Some Interesting Facts Compiled by Retha A of Richland OR!

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)