Chucke 1485

Chuckle 1485
(George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Wal-Mart~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A hero of a greeter!

A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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Some Interesting Facts Compiled by Retha A of Richland OR!

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
(But, how about a lionhearted pig?)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) ! Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)