Chucke 1480
Chuckle 1480
(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~School Humor~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!
(You Go Girl!) ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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The following is a list of quotes gathered together by Charles M
of Bradenton FL.
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. -- Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. -- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty... But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller
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(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~School Humor~(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!
(You Go Girl!) ***
This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm
_______________________________________________________
(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
______________________________________________________
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
________________________________________________________
The following is a list of quotes gathered together by Charles M
of Bradenton FL.
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. -- Will Rogers
_______________________________________________________
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. -- Winston Churchill
_______________________________________________________
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty... But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller
_______________________________________________________
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