Chucke 1477

Chuckle 1477
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Florence CA!)

~Games for Seniors~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're it.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! ***



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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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The following is a list of quotes gathered together by Charles M
of Bradenton FL.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a

bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

-- Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

-- Jimmy Durante
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)