Monday, August 06, 2007

Chucke 1488

Chuckle 1488
(Retha A of Richland OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)



~Anger Management 101 Plus New Medical Tests~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

~ANGER MANAGEMENT 101 ~

HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet....

HUSBAND: How does that help?

WIFE: I use your toothbrush ***

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~MEDICAL TEST~

STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS...
Then Scroll Down



NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS...



Scroll Down

Thank You!

Your CAT SCAN and LAB TESTS are now complete;

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- Couldn't resist... ---Retha--- ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Our thanks go to Jayne C of Florence OR for compiling this set of comments from 1955.

"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."

"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one."

"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."
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