Chucke 1507

Chuckle 1507
(Nadine of Carpinteria CA and Carrie M of Sacramento CA share today's chuckle thanks!)


~iPod Update~ (From Nadine)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)


Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ***
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(From Carrie M)



~New Retirement Plan~

If, you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above mathematical statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan. ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Thanks go to Pat M of Florence OR for: "LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER"

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)