Chucke 1499

Chuckle 1499
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA!)


~Bacon or Eggs~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? And why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.

Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"

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. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Thanks Phyl (Phyllis S of Pasadena CA) for sharing the following Einstein Awards with us.


2007 Einstein Awards
Awards are bestowed, honoring the least intell among us.

...And now, the Honorable Mentions:

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15.
(If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)
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Have a nice day!