Chucke 1493

Chuckle 1493
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~"It's Time we started Cussing."~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You
know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have
some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there
until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4
year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios." ***


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(Word for the Day)
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Our thanks go to Jayne C of Florence OR for compiling this set of comments from 1955.

"No one can afford to be sick any more; $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood."

"If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it."
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)