Chucke 1489

Chuckle 1489
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR!)

~Life in Southern California~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A highway patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt he had won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license." he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him!" yelled a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said in
Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?" ***


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Our thanks go to Jayne C of Florence OR for compiling this set of comments from 1955.

"Did you hear the post office is thinking a bout charging a dime just to mail a letter?"

"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."

"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage."
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)