Chucke 1491

Chuckle 1491
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Rich W of Paso Robles CA!)

~Medical Distinction ~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. ***


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Our thanks go to Jayne C of Florence OR for compiling this set of comments from 1955.

"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be
electric. They are even making electric typewriters now." "It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women have to work to make ends meet."

"It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."

"Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more; those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)