Chucke 1494

Chuckle 1994
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA!)

~Grandma's Birth Control Pills~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

This doctor had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her
life. He finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her
medications that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription
for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possible help you sleep."

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that, but every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that
my 16 year old granddaughter drinks .................... and believe me, it helps me
sleep at night."

You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas.......... ***




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Thanks Phyl (Phyllis S of Pasadena CA) for sharing the following Einstein Awards with us.

2007 Einstein Awards

Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the 2007 Einstein Awards are bestowed, honoring the least intell among us.

And this year's glorious Winner is:

1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
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