Chucke 1496

Chuckle 1496
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Jack S of Santa Cruz CA!)

~One of Those Days~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)
I think you all can appreciate this one...

I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas.....

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Thanks Phyl (Phyllis S of Pasadena CA) for sharing the following Einstein Awards with us.

2007 Einstein Awards
Awards are bestowed, honoring the least intell among us.

...And now, the Honorable Mentions:

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)