Chucke 1495

I'm sorry about no chuckle yesterday but technical problems with my computer came up!
---Mr Chuckles---

Chuckle 1495
(George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Wedding Night~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - A carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, Each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.

BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!!!***



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Thanks Phyl (Phyllis S of Pasadena CA) for sharing the following Einstein Awards with us.


2007 Einstein Awards
Awards are bestowed, honoring the least intell among us.

...And now, the Honorable Mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)