Chucke 1504

Chuckle 1504
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR!)

~Italian Grandmother~
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An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow pusha button 301. I will Buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right Get in, and with you elbow pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?

"What . . . . You coming empty handed?"


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Thanks go to Pat M of Florence OR for: "LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER"

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
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