Chuckle 1502

Chuckle 1502
(Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~HOW to Tell the Sex of A Fly~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Thanks Phyl (Phyllis S of Pasadena CA) for sharing the following Einstein Awards with us.

2007 Einstein Awards
Awards are bestowed, honoring the least intell among us.

...And now, the Honorable Mentions:

9. The Ann Arbor Michigan News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)