Chuckle 1599

Chuckle 1599
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Two from Rick~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Church:
A man went to a Catholic church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the priest's hand. He said "Father, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

The priest said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The priest said, "No shit?"
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Pancakes:
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small privates.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"

"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father." ***


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Jayne C of Florence gets our thanks for sharing these
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!)

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

Butterflies taste with their feet.
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(Find the 6 differences, for answers check spots on 3rd drawing
below.)