Chuckle 1661

Chuckle 1661
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Pat M of Florence OR!)

~Two Chuckles from PAT~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

(I wish I'd thought of this... ---Pat---)

At a high School in Montana a group of high schooler's played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school.

Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats. 1, 2, 4.

Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.
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~Catholic Gasoline~ (2nd time around)

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients. When she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until It was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way To see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked Back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann Carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with Gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic!" ***


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Our thanks go to Jayne C of Florence OR for;
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!)

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)