Chuckle 2035

Chuckle 2035
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Received Friday, December 21, 2001 5:56 PM


~Dentist! ~
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A man visits his dentist and complains that his brand new upper plate has disintegrated. Ben the dentist asks what he has been eating, the man says he loves Hollandaise sauce and eats it every day.
Hearing this, the dentist explains that the lemon Juice in the Hollandaise sauce is the culprit because in acidic corrodes the plate material.
The dentist, a Hollandaise sauce lover himself, is sympathetic and says he will make the man a replacement plate out of chrome for nothing.
The patient is thankful but curious and asks," Why chrome?''

To this question the dentist replies, are you ready for this? Scroll Down
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Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
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