Chuckle 2082

Chuckle 2082
(Dean O Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~What Happened~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

BARTENDER: Hey, I haven't seen you in awhile. What happened? You look terrible!

PIRATE: What do you mean? I feel fine.

BARTENDER: What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.

PIRATE: Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.

BARTENDER: Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?

PIRATE: We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off, then I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.

BARTENDER: What about the eye patch?

PIRATE: Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.

BARTENDER: You're kidding! You lost an eye just from bird shit?

PIRATE: It was my first day with the hook!

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