Chuckle 2160

Chuckle 2160
(Pat M. of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Lady's Yearly Exam ~
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Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

She starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I said. The doctor put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The doctor asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I said. She checked and saw that I only measure 5'2'.

She then took my blood pressure and told me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream'. When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Hmmm, maybe that will do more good than a fair trial.

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