Chuckle 2565

Chuckle 2565
(Mac M. of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Tiny Cabin~ (2nd time around)(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.

Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door, "Anybody home?" she asked.

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.

"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.

"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.

"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.

"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.

"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This here's the outhouse!"

(Government workers are so smart.)

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA sent
this to me on Apr. 3rd 2001.)

You’re a redneck when;

You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

This is the last of this series!