Chuckle 2610

Chuckle 2610
(Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Joke Without a Dirty Word in It ~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A Small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best Piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)