Chuckle 2631

Chuckle 2631 (Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today's chuckle thanks.) Deaf sign language. ~DEAF ITALIAN BOOKKEEPER ~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.) A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is?” The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money? Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a .45 pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him...” Guido signs back,” OK You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my Cousin Bruno's house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, “He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." ________________________________________________________________ Today in History Click http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history Word for the day Click http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/ For today's Horoscope click http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/ ___________________________________________________________________ (Maxine from my own collection.) _______________________________________________________________ (Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)