Chuckle 2665

Chuckle 2665
(Linda M of Eugene OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)




~The Four Cats~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in
History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine,
and Proofreading.)

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an
Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth
man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper
and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called
his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a
dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his
cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of
milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee
and said, 'What can your cat do?'

The Government Employee called his cat and said,

'Coffee Break, do your stuff.' Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......

ate the cookies........

drank the milk.......

sh*t on the paper.......

scr*wed the other three cats.......

Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......

put in for Workers Compensation...............

and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............

AND THAT MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS
TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!
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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?)

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