Chuckle 2666

Chuckle 2666
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)



~Three Men~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day,
Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came
upon a large raging, violent river.



Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof!!! God gave him big arms and strong legs... and he
was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost
drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please
give me strength and the tools to cross the river..'

Poof!!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong
legs....
And he was able to row across in about an hour, after almost
capsizing several times.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and
the intelligence to cross the river.'

Poof!!!

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream....
and walked across the bridge



Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the six differences, answers below)